Going Back In
What would my parents say if I just called them up and said "hey mom and dad, that whole gay thing, just a passing phase. I really don't like giving blowjobs to hot boys." Do you think they would be really pissed at all the shit they've gone through or relieved?
While we ponder this question, I ran across this little number on the web. If I did have to go back into a closet, it would definitely look something like this--because this closet isn't gay or anything.